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Peter von Gomm's avatar

I read this (thankfully) AFTER having blood drawn at a checkup this am. Clinic is on the 6th floor so using the stairs shouldn’t be a big deal- especially going down. 😅

Bill Adler's avatar

For a long time, I've advocated for curly slides in addition to stairs in tall buildings. Slides are faster than elevators, better for your knees than stairs, and more fun than either.

Peter von Gomm's avatar

I’ve always wanted a fire pole in my house- that would be a blast!

Njakins's avatar

I have always taken the stairs . I fear elevators

Bill Adler's avatar

I get that. Elevators are boxes that open and close when *they* want to.

Christina Chew's avatar

Hmmm ... should I be avoiding the elevators??

Bill Adler's avatar

Stairs are good exercise. :)

M.E. Proctor's avatar

The car that's always cold ... a dead give-away. Stay out of cold elevators ....

Bill Adler's avatar

People need to learn that from an early age.

M.E. Proctor's avatar

I read a fascinating article about elevators in the New Yorker recently. Elevator journeys are very very safe, statistics confirm. People die from falling down an empty shaft but it's very hard to die in an elevator car, and, no, sorry, they don't crash!

Sunny Hochberg's avatar

Yikes, I’m with Mark! The ear flipping on the elevator floor was a good touch.

Bill Adler's avatar

Thank you. The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I'll be taking the stairs from now on.

Mark Hayes's avatar

What floor do you live on again?

Bill Adler's avatar

I'm three dozen flights up, plus a few more. We lost power after a typhoon in 2019. It's a hike.

Yael Gelardin's avatar

I am convinced! I’ll take the stairs from now on.

Bill Adler's avatar

I'm feeling the same.

Elyse Cregar's avatar

Great surprise awaiting Jack! And we the readers. Sleep well.

Bill Adler's avatar

Thank you. You, too, Elyse.

Craig Hillman's avatar

Ooh, I enjoyed this! My one note is that I got a little hung up on the sentence:

Nausea filled him, and his face, neck, and sweat coated his arms.

But that whole paragraph is such a weird, nightmarish one that maybe its particular oddness is intentional.

Great stuff, as always.

Bill Adler's avatar

Thank you, Craig. I actually meant to write that sentence differently, so you uncovered a...typo! (Now corrected.) I'm glad you enjoyed this story.

Sharron Bassano's avatar

"Jack frowned and touched his ear, which tumbled to the elevator floor with a muffled splat." Euw! Bill! Your stories should come with a fair warning, a rating in advance. I would label this one, not PG, not R, but OMG.

Bill Adler's avatar

I'm sorry, Sharron, could you speak more loudly? I can't find my ear! ;-)

(I had fun with that sentence.)

Sharron Bassano's avatar

Yeeps. I am sure you did.

Lana Yakimchuk's avatar

Well. That was a tad discouraging.

Bill Adler's avatar

It's best to avoid elevator number 3 at all costs.

Gregory Blair's avatar

Nice twist! Did not see that coming!

Bill Adler's avatar

Thank you, Gregory.

David Perlmutter's avatar

I just wish you hadn't given him a five-month-old kid who's going to be fatherless now.

Bill Adler's avatar

He's lost so much, I know, it's sad. But I think Jack return and reunite with his family.

Mark Kennedy's avatar

Now I'm going to avoid elevators for at least a week -- probably good exercise!

Bill Adler's avatar

The elevator in our building has an emergency supply box. I've never looked inside. Perhaps it's best that I don't.

Mark Hayes's avatar

Perhaps a big knife?

Mark Hayes's avatar

Glad I live on the ground floor...

Bill Adler's avatar

That also makes for an easy escape in the event of an emergency or haunting.