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He miscounted his dimensions. We all do it!

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He probably brought excess luggage on board. ;)

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Plausible cause. Even more reason to travel with hand luggage next time.

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100 percent that.

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"Measure twice, cut once." Isn't that the rule?

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I always overpack.

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"Twilight Zone" material. Serling did that kind of ending all the time.

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Rod Sterling is one of my inspirations. He was one of the most creatine minds ever.

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So the earth really is hollow? But no lizard people?

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Wouldn't it be great if the center of the Earth was filled with chocolate?

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Now you're talking my language!

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Dang! Another decimal point in the wrong place (see the movie "Office Space").

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I'll check out Office Space.

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It’s a real classic. And don’t miss the red stapler.

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So the alien world is inside planet Earth? Poor guy…

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A London vacation would have been better.

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With the family above the ground…

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Do you know the mushroom man? I was ready for space aliens and you surprised me with center of the Earth beings. Fun stuff. 🤓

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Thanks, Mark. The Mushroom Man...now I have an earworm. :)

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Sorry. 🤣

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That's okay. It kicked out the Sesame Street theme song that had been running in my head.

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A terrific story, Bill. I loved the Qualinomes and your very clear descriptions of them and their mushrooms! Such a wonderful imagination you have. I would have liked it even if you had ended it here - with no explanation:

"I’ve accepted that I will live among the qualinomes for the remainder of my life."

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Thank you, Sharron. I've always been fascinated what beings might live in the center of the Earth. I'm delighted you enjoyed this story.

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Bill, your writing is candy for the imagination. The tastes like chicken line made me laugh. The ending was, as always, a total surprise, but it made sense when I consider mushrooms were the source of food.

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Thank you, K.C. This was a fun one to write and I'm glad you enjoyed the surprise ending.

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Fantastic writing Bill. Enjoyed this very much. I believe almost any story about the advanced, enhanced, wondrous future can easily transition to a horror story. Try as I might to be positive, I don't see our version of the New World ending well. - Jim

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Thank you Jim. I had fun writing this short piece and I'm glad you enjoyed it.

There are many days when I'm grim about the future, too.

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This faintly reminds me of an old King short story, "The Jaunt".

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I'll check out that story Thanks!

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That flight could not have been JAL!

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Right? There was no washlet on board.

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A sure sign that something was about to go wrong.

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